17 Funny Introvert Quotes That Are Totally Relatable

By Anni

funny introvert quotes that are totally relatable :)

In my neverending quest to help you remember that being an introvert is an okay way to be, I’m sharing with you a bunch of introvert quotes today!  And not just any introvert quotes but funny introvert quotes that I’m hoping will put a bit of a smile on your face and remind you that you are not alone in the world – even if you do like to spend a good bit of time in solitude. 😀

funny introvert quotes that are totally relatable :)

17 Funny And Relatable Introvert Quotes

You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.

Criss Jami

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to hell.

Criss Jami

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

John Mulaney

I’m an introvert. If your party isn’t better than the one in my head, I’m not interested.

John Mark Green

Asking a hard-core introvert to get excited about working the room is like hiring a performing artist to get excited about accounting: it’s just not in their nature.

Matthew Pollard

I want to be alone… with someone else who wants to be alone.

Dimitri Zaik

I am rarely bored alone; I am often bored in groups and crowds.

Laurie Helgoe

An introversion party is three people sprawled on couches and pillows, reading and occasionally talking.

Laurie Helgoe

I’m okay, you’re okay-in small doses.

Jonathan Rauch

The only thing a true introvert dislikes more than talking about himself is repeating himself.

Jonathan Rauch

We have two ears and one mouth and we should use them proportionally.

Susan Cain

A wise man once said nothing.


E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone. As far as I’m concerned, I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.

Tom Hanks

I’ve been accused my whole life of being “too sensitive”. This actually kind of pisses me off, but maybe that’s just because I’m too sensitive.

Sophia Dembling

The secret to life is to put yourself in the right lighting. For some it’s a Broadway spotlight, for others, a lamplit desk.

Susan Cain

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Stephen Hawking

Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.

Anne Lamott


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Hi! I'm a life coach, a Certified MBTI® Practitioner, and a mentor for stressed out introverts and highly sensitive people. I used to be one myself! My mission is to help you discover your true self and create a life you ACTUALLY like.

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