
In my neverending quest to help you remember that being an introvert is an okay way to be, I’m sharing with you a bunch of introvert quotes today! And not just any introvert quotes but funny introvert quotes that I’m hoping will put a bit of a smile on your face and remind you that you are not alone in the world – even if you do like to spend a good bit of time in solitude. 😀

17 Funny And Relatable Introvert Quotes
You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.
Criss Jami
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to hell.
Criss Jami
In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
John Mulaney
I’m an introvert. If your party isn’t better than the one in my head, I’m not interested.
John Mark Green
Asking a hard-core introvert to get excited about working the room is like hiring a performing artist to get excited about accounting: it’s just not in their nature.
Matthew Pollard
I want to be alone… with someone else who wants to be alone.
Dimitri Zaik
I am rarely bored alone; I am often bored in groups and crowds.
Laurie Helgoe
An introversion party is three people sprawled on couches and pillows, reading and occasionally talking.
Laurie Helgoe
I’m okay, you’re okay-in small doses.
Jonathan Rauch
The only thing a true introvert dislikes more than talking about himself is repeating himself.
Jonathan Rauch
We have two ears and one mouth and we should use them proportionally.
Susan Cain
A wise man once said nothing.
Proverb
E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone. As far as I’m concerned, I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.
Tom Hanks
I’ve been accused my whole life of being “too sensitive”. This actually kind of pisses me off, but maybe that’s just because I’m too sensitive.
Sophia Dembling
The secret to life is to put yourself in the right lighting. For some it’s a Broadway spotlight, for others, a lamplit desk.
Susan Cain
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Stephen Hawking
Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.
Anne Lamott
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